What’s the key to a great Christmas dinner?
... The tur-KEY!

Why do turkeys go “gobble, gobble”?
... Because they haven’t learned good table manners!

What do turkeys like to eat on Christmas Day?
... Nothing, they’re already stuffed!

Why did the turkey eat his meal so quickly?
... Because he was a gobbler!

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
... Lots of drumsticks for Christmas dinner!

Why did the turkey join a band?
... He had the drumsticks!

What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?
.. They like to go on a peck-nic!

Why was the turkey sent to the Headmaster’s office?
... He used “fowl” language!

What did the little turkey say to the big turkey?
... “Peck” on someone your own size!

What do you call a crazy turkey?
... A “cuckoo” bird!

What do turkeys use to clean themselves?
... They use “feather dusters”!

Why did the turkey cross the road?
... It was the chicken’s day off!

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